Eight things Kenyan men do that drive women up the wall

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Most Kenyan men just can’t woo a woman! Most get it all wrong from the onset
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I do believe there are good Kenyan men out there. They are sweet creatures. Very adorable. You see them and your heart skips a beat, knees get weak, and you feel like instantly falling in love, marrying and living with them forever. However, a good Kenyan man is hard to find. Most have lowered the bar so much that women are left with nothing to choose from, hence the rampancy of single ladies.

Forget carelessly farting, the usual thinly-veiled misogynistic remarks they make about women, leaving the toilet seat up, there are things Kenyan men do that drive women crazy. And not the nice “you drive me crazy” kind of way that Britney Spears sung about; they make you want to vanish and never see them again.

1. Clumsy wooing skills
Most Kenyan men just can’t woo a woman! Most get it all wrong from the onset. You meet a guy and as you familiarise and exchange pleasantries, he unashamedly stares at your breasts. However perky and tempting they may look, gentlemen, this is not the time to compliment them. “Nice pair of mammary glands you got there.” Really? Like seriously? Who does that? Guys, what happened to locking eyes?
While at it, some of the stuff they say leave you wondering whether to close your eyes and cry or open your mouth and cry. They are so causal you would think you are talking about the weather. Some, when they are not dangling car keys, they are bragging about this or that achievement, expecting women to fall for them. Gosh! Who still does that?
2. Itching to bed new catch soonest

Yes, Kenyan men are fast; they make great athletes, break world records and all that. But when it comes to dating, no woman wants to be rushed through the motions. We want to hear those a honey-coated lyrics.
 A couple of dinner, movie and out of town dates before mentioning about getting between the sheets. Most men will meet you today, and just because they’ve bought you a bottle of beer, start itching to bed you —that very day.
The moment you accept his Facebook friend request, he starts bombarding you with messages. He compliments you, then immediately starts flirting and before you know it, he is asking for a romp. Geez! You make the mistake of giving him your phone number, he can’t even call.
The first thing you will see is a naughty WhatsApp chat, which is quickly followed by nude pictures or request to marry or have them a baby.
Listen guys, that one drink you bought her does not give you a through pass to talk dirty, touch her suggestively or take her home with you. Moving that fast is as annoying as a woman asking you for money or to pay her rent on the first date.
3. ‘I will use Just the tip’ lie
As a woman, when you give a man a chance, you want time to study him. Get to know more about him before you get involved physically. But the impatient Kenyan guy will hear none of it. All your efforts to explain and plead about how you are not ready for a ‘gland-to-gland combat’ will fall on deaf ears.